Thursday, January 7, 2010 @ Thursday, January 07, 2010
star warsxz
ever watched star wars and wondered 'hmmmm.. what were they like before they
became famous??'
assuming they got talent spotted being as what they are lah.
what?
fantasize cannot meh?
C3PO & R2D2
As of now:
All techno talkie and blinking lights.
Back in the days.. :
Scrap Metal
Duh, what else could they be made from?
Pixie dust & feather of a phoenix?
think what? harry potter ah?
but C3PO might have came from the "Gold City of Oz" since there's a high chance that he's related to the Tin Man.
His younger, significant counterpart, The Tin Man aka Steam Machine.why,you ask, is he younger?
DUH.
gold obviously older then silver right?!
Chewbacca
As of now:
Hmmm..
Quite the handsome chap he is today..
Back in the days.. :
OMFG!
ISN'T THAT SO MOTHERFUCKING FUNNY?! XD
i saw that in a website and spent a good 5 minutes laughing.
and that's what inspired this post.
Darth Maul
As of now:
ooooh..all menacing and shit.
complete with warpaint, red eyes(probably due to accidentally poking his eyes while putting on eyeliner. happens to me too.. i feel you brudder.. i. feel. you.) & man! what is with the cheapass ugly grillz?!
sure, you've got the cash to get a double sided lightsaber but you don't want to get something cool like this PIMP grillz..
*sigh*till the day i die, i will NEVER understand men..
AND their spending habits.
Back in the days.. :
like any other angst ridden teenager, Maul(that's Darth Maul to you, mister.) had his rellious teenage stage and decided to create a band called Slipknot.
they had their own little following and later struck it big and did a couple of records but Maul wanted more in life..
he felt compelled to do something that would make him SHINE.
and one fine day while he was out getting starbucks(starbucks doubleshot WITHOUT the cream cus real men DO NOT take cream. whipped cream are for wusses.) he got spotted by george lucas and WALAH!
HE'S A STAR NOW.
Darth Vader
As of now:
look at him..
bravado stance and all.
now THAT'S what i call a man!
Back in the days.. :
under that mask, we would never have known that the manly man himself looks like the guy who plays John Kramer(Jigsaw Killer for you young 'uns out there.)
LOOK ALIKE RIGHT?!
he look more alike in the saw movies, but being the ultimate scaredy cat, i dare not type in ' saw jigsaw' in google cus it's 11:53pm & i'm scared to look at gorey pictures..
so i typed in 'tobin bell' instead.
CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEN.
so bascially Vader(full name was INvader, but he changed it when he turned 12 since he was stopped at customs every single fucking time.) 's cousin, Maul got a part in this (then) low budget movie called Star Wars.
Vader, then, was a screen writer & he practically had NO life since all he did was stay up late at home thinking of ideas.
hence, the crazy eyebags.
his pasty white skin? blame it on the english weather.
one day, he got so stressed out, he put a black trashbin over his head so as to commit suicide.
but just then, his doorbell ringed.
turns out,it was george lucas paying him a visit to see how the script was going.
he attempted to get the trashbin out of his head but sadly it got stuck(10days' old mucus filled tissue did the trick.) so like a blind man, he felt his way around and opened the door and with a breathy "*breathes loudly*.. yes.. *breathes loudly* who is this.. *breathes loudly*"
why was he breathing in so deeply?
simple. 10 days' old tuna sandwich.
and there and then he got selected to play Darth Vader.
Yoda
As of now:
uhhh..
i have no comment.
EXCEPT HE'S WRINKLY!
Back in the days.. :
He could have quite possibly been a raisin.
a green one at that!!
sadly at that time, being a green raisin, you got discriminated.
all because of this lady..
damn you sunmaid.damn. you.
cus at that time all everyone wanted was regular prune colored raisins.
fuck..
prune colored raisins.. did that make sense?
ick. so mainstream.
so everyone loved the PCR(prune colored raisins) instead of the GCR cus apparently, 'they look like boogers..'
unhappy with becoming shrivelly with every passing day, he prayed to the raisin God,The Grape(filled with the sweet nectar of life & with pure transparent flesh free from sins)
and he got a wish.
so he wished he could star in a future blockbuster movie that would eventually make insane amount of money & if he could 'have a nice white tuft of hair, pretty please! with a cherry(cherries were considered the 'marilyn monroe of fruits') on top!)
so there you go my dears..
my interpretation off how the star wars stars got big.
off to go to bed cus i'll be going to poly open house tmw!
hmmm.. should i put a tagbox?
i would love to hear what people have to say about what i write.
ok! shall go get one!
please comment, one and all!
Thursday, January 7, 2010 @ Thursday, January 07, 2010
star warsxz
ever watched star wars and wondered 'hmmmm.. what were they like before they
became famous??'
assuming they got talent spotted being as what they are lah.
what?
fantasize cannot meh?
C3PO & R2D2
As of now:
All techno talkie and blinking lights.
Back in the days.. :
Scrap Metal
Duh, what else could they be made from?
Pixie dust & feather of a phoenix?
think what? harry potter ah?
but C3PO might have came from the "Gold City of Oz" since there's a high chance that he's related to the Tin Man.
His younger, significant counterpart, The Tin Man aka Steam Machine. why,you ask, is he younger?
DUH.
gold obviously older then silver right?!
Chewbacca
As of now:
Hmmm..
Quite the handsome chap he is today..
Back in the days.. :
OMFG!
ISN'T THAT SO MOTHERFUCKING FUNNY?! XD
i saw that in a website and spent a good 5 minutes laughing.
and that's what inspired this post.
Darth Maul
As of now:
ooooh.. all menacing and shit.
complete with warpaint, red eyes(probably due to accidentally poking his eyes while putting on eyeliner. happens to me too.. i feel you brudder.. i. feel. you.) & man! what is with the cheapass ugly grillz?!
sure, you've got the cash to get a double sided lightsaber but you don't want to get something cool like this PIMP grillz..
*sigh* till the day i die, i will NEVER understand men..
AND their spending habits.
Back in the days.. :
like any other angst ridden teenager, Maul(that's Darth Maul to you, mister.) had his rellious teenage stage and decided to create a band called Slipknot.
they had their own little following and later struck it big and did a couple of records but Maul wanted more in life..
he felt compelled to do something that would make him SHINE.
and one fine day while he was out getting starbucks(starbucks doubleshot WITHOUT the cream cus real men DO NOT take cream. whipped cream are for wusses.) he got spotted by george lucas and WALAH!
HE'S A STAR NOW.
Darth Vader
As of now:
look at him..
bravado stance and all.
now THAT'S what i call a man!
Back in the days.. :
under that mask, we would never have known that the manly man himself looks like the guy who plays John Kramer(Jigsaw Killer for you young 'uns out there.)
LOOK ALIKE RIGHT?!
he look more alike in the saw movies, but being the ultimate scaredy cat, i dare not type in ' saw jigsaw' in google cus it's 11:53pm & i'm scared to look at gorey pictures..
so i typed in 'tobin bell' instead.
CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEN.
so bascially Vader(full name was INvader, but he changed it when he turned 12 since he was stopped at customs every single fucking time.) 's cousin, Maul got a part in this (then) low budget movie called Star Wars.
Vader, then, was a screen writer & he practically had NO life since all he did was stay up late at home thinking of ideas.
hence, the crazy eyebags.
his pasty white skin? blame it on the english weather.
one day, he got so stressed out, he put a black trashbin over his head so as to commit suicide.
but just then, his doorbell ringed.
turns out,it was george lucas paying him a visit to see how the script was going.
he attempted to get the trashbin out of his head but sadly it got stuck(10days' old mucus filled tissue did the trick.) so like a blind man, he felt his way around and opened the door and with a breathy "*breathes loudly*.. yes.. *breathes loudly* who is this.. *breathes loudly*"
why was he breathing in so deeply?
simple. 10 days' old tuna sandwich.
and there and then he got selected to play Darth Vader.
Yoda
As of now:
uhhh..
i have no comment.
EXCEPT HE'S WRINKLY!
Back in the days.. :
He could have quite possibly been a raisin.
a green one at that!!
sadly at that time, being a green raisin, you got discriminated.
all because of this lady..
damn you sunmaid. damn. you.
cus at that time all everyone wanted was regular prune colored raisins.
fuck..
prune colored raisins.. did that make sense?
ick. so mainstream.
so everyone loved the PCR(prune colored raisins) instead of the GCR cus apparently, 'they look like boogers..'
unhappy with becoming shrivelly with every passing day, he prayed to the raisin God,The Grape(filled with the sweet nectar of life & with pure transparent flesh free from sins)
and he got a wish.
so he wished he could star in a future blockbuster movie that would eventually make insane amount of money & if he could 'have a nice white tuft of hair, pretty please! with a cherry(cherries were considered the 'marilyn monroe of fruits') on top!)
so there you go my dears..
my interpretation off how the star wars stars got big.
off to go to bed cus i'll be going to poly open house tmw!
hmmm.. should i put a tagbox?
i would love to hear what people have to say about what i write.
ok! shall go get one!
please comment, one and all!
His younger, significant counterpart, The Tin Man aka Steam Machine.
ooooh..
*sigh*
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damn you sunmaid.