Wednesday, November 11, 2009 @ Wednesday, November 11, 2009
chow mein & general tsao's chicken
Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior was showing just now.
and i feel bad for asian actors and actress cus they're always typecast as either
1) Ninja Assasins
ok, i just typed in ninja assassin and out popped rain cus he's staring in a movie which suprise suprise.. is called Ninja Assassin.
well, whoopee aye eh.
really don't see why people find him hot.
*fangirl screams* "cus he has biceps to die for, 6/8 pecs that i want to run my fingers over and when he sweats..." etc. blahblah gaggag.
frankly, he looks like a horse to me.
2) The cold, pretty chick who kicks ass and later falls for a white man
as you can see ladies & gentlemen, by the 2 examples above
1) The Mummy : Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor
2) Shanghai Knights
equally great movies which i like and both consisting of the typical hard headed females who brushes off the goofy white guy as easily as we, asians can multiply 19310 x74923.
just kidding. i can't do that.
but probably someone else could.
and later blahblahblah, she falls for him and they kiss while the screen pans to a beautiful sunset..
how romantic... maybe in the 20th century!!
HAR!
3) Working in a mani/pedi parlour
seriously? a manicurist?cus we asians are petite in nature and supposedly have more small, delicate, nimble fingers so we can paint intricate nail art?
PUH-LEASE.
i'm asian and i have sausages for fingers.
HAH! how about that!
and wearing cheongsams as uniforms is pushing it a little too far.
4) Nerdy Asian
how many times have we been perceived as spectacle wearing , protractor in pocket, pants up to chest, jittery stuttery nerds?
as infinite as π's decimal representation.
well.. i do admit i wear a calculator watch but HELL-O!
i love my precious casio baby for the cool, old school vibe it has and it has a wide range of colors to match your outfits!
how fab is that?!
A SILVER ONE for formal events.
A PINK ONE for days when you feel girly.
A GOLD ONE for business meeting where you feel you need to impress and show off a lil'.
A RED ONE when you need some extra luck for your mahjong games during chinese new year.
A GREEN ONE specially for those NS boys out there so they won't miss out on the fun.
and it's ultra durable and could totally, HANDS DOWN, survive an apocalypse.
in a way it's like the cockroaches of watches.
cute.. that totally rhymed! :3
end of rambling about my awesome, spectacular, fantabulous watch..
you don't see me typing in mathematical equations while hanging out with my friends and impressing guys by going..
'hey hotstuff, bet you didn't know that 23438 - 232^132/3 + 3293 + e^23 X 0 = 0. so how bout you give me your digits and i could work some magic?' *wiggles unibrow*
wow.. sexy.
anyhoo, not ALL asians are smart, for example look at me.
for the longest time i always thought metrosexual was having sex on the metro system.. :/
i believe that maybe we are more dedicated to our studies.
well, not me. DUH.
well.. i forced myself to finish this entry but i unexpectedly had great fun rambling as usual.
wanted to write 5 but couldn't think of anything else.
OH!
and has anyone realised that the asians names are always one syllable and always like 'Jade' or some chinese surname like 'Ching' 'Lee' 'Ming'
God.. it's the 21st century for the love of spilled soysauce!
you wouldn't like me calling you 'Cateye' or 'Mac&Cheese' , would you?
wait.. 'Mac&Cheese' is kinda cute.
maybe if i had twins, i could name them that.. :/
my name is Cerelia and in ancient mystical chinese language means 'beautiful-fragrant-jasmine-flowers-sailing-through-the-moonlit-sky'
goodnight my little soup dumpling! <:D
-didn't know i delayed this post by 2 weeks.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009 @ Wednesday, November 11, 2009
chow mein & general tsao's chicken
Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior was showing just now.
and i feel bad for asian actors and actress cus they're always typecast as either
1) Ninja Assasins
ok, i just typed in ninja assassin and out popped rain cus he's staring in a movie which suprise suprise.. is called Ninja Assassin.
well, whoopee aye eh.
really don't see why people find him hot.
*fangirl screams* "cus he has biceps to die for, 6/8 pecs that i want to run my fingers over and when he sweats..." etc. blahblah gaggag.
frankly, he looks like a horse to me.
2) The cold, pretty chick who kicks ass and later falls for a white man
as you can see ladies & gentlemen, by the 2 examples above
1) The Mummy : Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor
2) Shanghai Knights
equally great movies which i like and both consisting of the typical hard headed females who brushes off the goofy white guy as easily as we, asians can multiply 19310 x74923.
just kidding. i can't do that.
but probably someone else could.
and later blahblahblah, she falls for him and they kiss while the screen pans to a beautiful sunset..
how romantic... maybe in the 20th century!!
HAR!
3) Working in a mani/pedi parlour
seriously? a manicurist? cus we asians are petite in nature and supposedly have more small, delicate, nimble fingers so we can paint intricate nail art?
PUH-LEASE.
i'm asian and i have sausages for fingers.
HAH! how about that!
and wearing cheongsams as uniforms is pushing it a little too far.
4) Nerdy Asian
how many times have we been perceived as spectacle wearing , protractor in pocket, pants up to chest, jittery stuttery nerds?
as infinite as π's decimal representation.
well.. i do admit i wear a calculator watch but HELL-O!
i love my precious casio baby for the cool, old school vibe it has and it has a wide range of colors to match your outfits!
how fab is that?!
A SILVER ONE for formal events.
A PINK ONE for days when you feel girly.
A GOLD ONE for business meeting where you feel you need to impress and show off a lil'.
A RED ONE when you need some extra luck for your mahjong games during chinese new year.
A GREEN ONE specially for those NS boys out there so they won't miss out on the fun.
and it's ultra durable and could totally, HANDS DOWN, survive an apocalypse.
in a way it's like the cockroaches of watches.
cute.. that totally rhymed! :3
end of rambling about my awesome, spectacular, fantabulous watch..
you don't see me typing in mathematical equations while hanging out with my friends and impressing guys by going..
'hey hotstuff, bet you didn't know that 23438 - 232^132/3 + 3293 + e^23 X 0 = 0. so how bout you give me your digits and i could work some magic?' *wiggles unibrow*
wow.. sexy.
anyhoo, not ALL asians are smart, for example look at me.
for the longest time i always thought metrosexual was having sex on the metro system.. :/
i believe that maybe we are more dedicated to our studies.
well, not me. DUH.
well.. i forced myself to finish this entry but i unexpectedly had great fun rambling as usual.
wanted to write 5 but couldn't think of anything else.
OH!
and has anyone realised that the asians names are always one syllable and always like 'Jade' or some chinese surname like 'Ching' 'Lee' 'Ming'
God.. it's the 21st century for the love of spilled soysauce!
you wouldn't like me calling you 'Cateye' or 'Mac&Cheese' , would you?
wait.. 'Mac&Cheese' is kinda cute.
maybe if i had twins, i could name them that.. :/
my name is Cerelia and in ancient mystical chinese language means 'beautiful-fragrant-jasmine-flowers-sailing-through-the-moonlit-sky'
goodnight my little soup dumpling! <:D
-didn't know i delayed this post by 2 weeks.
seriously? a manicurist?
