which includes, tiffany,i and our dear foetuses(which always happen to be contained in a womb of coconut milk.) lontong and laksa (:>

i insisted on being the wife cus DUH!! everybody knows the wife gets to boss the husband around!

shall continue tmw.

cheeBYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (:>

ohkayohkay.

must study for CT1.

but on a good note!

today is sunday and i can't wait to go to school tmw!

i ate sososo much todayyyyyyyyyyy.

and right now i'm eating CQYD's noodles again.............. 

i swear to God it was calling out to me!!!!!!

i'm not crazy!! i swear!!

i'm as sane as saint patrick!!

*lesigh* cerelia-oh-cerelia.. what a time to make sucha bad pun.

oh! and on a realreal random note. i decided to try and actually comprehend how to do my F&N overall plan.

so i went to the kitchen to get inspired(thinking that cutleries, utensils, plates, soaps might get my creative suds*guffaws* going)

but instead of coming out of the kitchen with a completed work, i came out with a bulging belly full of noodles and about ***grams heavier..

*lesigh*

well, whatever. lemme tell you beings what i ate(and did) today!

ehehehe..  OH JOY..

ohkayohkay! sooooooooooooooo..

i started my day with a good jogging/walking session which i don't find sucha pain in the ass anymore cus i don't really think much when i jog..

that sounded reallyreally dumb.. i DO think but when jogging, i don't think of worrying and problematic things, but mostly..

 1)left foot.. now push right foot 2inches front of left foot in a leaping manner.. now repeat..

2)if cats will suddenly pounce on my leg( which so nearly happened today to me..)

3)insects falling on my head.. which happened!! so frickin' grosssssssssssssssss..

and i came back and ate some vegetable cereal my momsy bought, kimchi, a cup of ba bao cha and chocolate milk.

later! went out with zee zister to our favefavefave place EVURRRRRR..  

we went to salvation army cus sissy had to give away some things. ( oh! our lil' sweetheart!! *hugs for belinduhhhhhhhhhh!*)

and while we were paying up in borders, someone which i've been praying and hoping wouldn't spot me in pp,went over and pinched my cheek and said something incoherent( wasn't too sure, was in too much of a shock that some unknown person was pinching my cheek)

CHEY.    found out it was finel, shortly after recovering. (she was the only person i knew who spoke gibberish. and very well at that, mind you. *snooty look*)

and later she went to find her tuition teacher and pushed my sissy to the toilet so i could get a wee and hide from the monster(note. finella)

finally came out of the toilet and blended into the walls, BUT!! she spotted us! (C-RAPPPPP!)

walked around aimlessly later with sissy and finel, and it was prettay awkward..

but we later solved the problem by going to pastamania, where we chatted and laughed a whole lot. (lazy to elaborate)

and we went to eat at berrylite, where we got our pictures taken and free balloons!! (:>

and later shaved ice!!

hehehexzxz.. when we were walking after getting shaved ice, finel dropped her yoghurt(oh, and she accidentally sat on it while we were getting yoghurt..) so there was a ginormous crack at the side/bottom and she had to carry the top as the bottom all the way homeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

in her gibberish monster language, i would mock her demise by going "mUahahaAHhaHAhA!!"

and she does the most random and weird things when she is bored.. like sersly, wtf?!?!

ohkayohkay..

shall do my F&N..

BUT, I REALLY DON'T WANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *whines*

i'm just saying MIGHT.

OH!

i decided to put back my cbox cus it feels like i'm typing to myself whenever i blog.

i need someone to say somthing, like a simple Hi(: or Bitch! , goes a long way and brings a smile to my face and unicorns trot off to the rainbow where there's a pool of love where it laps up all it's goodness and babies smile (:

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

*cough*  how disgusting.

have i expressed my immense dislike for babiesANDkids??

well.. not all!  just spoilt bratty kids, where you'll find everywhere in singapore *grunts in displeasure*

if i ever had a kid, i'll make sure ahboy/ahgirl grows up in a place surrounded in glorious nature and away from the polluted city where people are bred and input with moronic ideas and thoughts about rank, money and materialistic needs..

and ahboy/ahgirl shall grow up to be someone artistic and filled with compassion.

it's kinda true how parents want their kids to be what they want to be when they were young but couldn't it, CUZXZXZ!!

i've always always wanted to be artistic and musically inclined, to appreciate finer things in life like music, poetry, literature, arts etc. instead of academics..

my pops draws ultra well and enjoys DIY and origami( which i discovered a couple of days ago.. and currently, my parent's room has like a snake, cow and cockerel. yes, wtf?), why couldn't i have his skills.....................  *whines*

OHKAY! ranted a lil' too much! all i wanted to say was..

pretty amazing book..

and an equally amazing quote.

but nothing beats Weetzie Bat and i kinda love A Certain of Light and Lovely Bones..

good books indeed..

AND AND AND!! the Sword of Truth series from Terry Goodkind!!

i am sucha geek but i loveeeeeeeeeeeee it!

i might actually start reading the whole series after the 'O's!

*lesigh*   if only i could live in a world like Shangri L.A, life'd be so much better..

i can't wait for the 'O's to end so i can curl up on the couch with a hot bowl of soup(or tea) and a good book..

i haven't read all my new books ):

i can't wait to get started on Into The Wild and continue on Middlesex, Running With Scissors & Wuthering Heights.

2 of which i got really distracted and the latter which was pretty comfusing and i was bored out of my mindddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.

and on a random note, ages ago, i found Jonathan Franzen's The Corrections at a thrift shop for $2!!

i. am. the. luckiest. bitch. EVURRRRRRRRRR.

Oh. and we went to watch 'Cinderella' at the esplanade.

i hated it.

and missy. pig trotters fell asleep..

and she's a teacher to add to that.

says alot huh?

haha. my mum just found out i came home like after an hour?

well! today is valentine's day<3

a day of crazily jacked up candy&roses and loved up lovers roaming everywhere possible.

oh how i enjoy it so! *giggles bitterly*

honestly, it's just like any ordinary day cept' you have stupid giggly girls poking and jabbing you with their stupid roses.

which i would like to mention, i have a bloody rash on my neck..  ,maybe it was the flowers..

oh, don't make assumptions that i'm bitter just because i have don't a boyfriend. i've been through years of not having a date for valentines'( ehehe, so loser sehxzxzxz) and honestly i couldn't care less.

plus, i counted yesterday as a real valentines' for me!

i stayed up till 11+ (shockshock!horrorhorror! that's like 1hr+ after my bedtime..) on thursday to wrap candies and all that mumbojumbo for my darlingxzxzxz <3

le*sigh* felt so happy to go to sleep. woke up earlier then usual to pack stuff into the paperbags and immediatly exchanged gifts when we arrived!

sososo happy but the weather had to be so shitty and hot, knn.

andand!! my strawberry jelly hearts cheesecake melted! wtf!!

i feel so fucking bad!! ):  basically the jelly melted and gunadi and finel had to drink it up..

i'm sososososososososo sorry!

and i would like to thank mjldv*fwy, gunadi, alicia, brandy, junkai, shirley, finel, dessy, zhiyun for the gifts!!   so fuckingly sweet <3

anyhoo! celebrated v'day with finel todayxzxzxz~

had an awesome time but our legs were sooooooooo tired by the end of the day.

went to mustafa and we got sooooooooooooooooo much junkfood and instant things..

and later we dropped by this india restaurant which serve crazy good hot&sour veg soup! so freakishly good..  i think i might make some tmw cus i got the instant one.

finel had prata and we had veg samosas while watching india music videos and some random guy sitting beside us started to singalong-.-

*sigh* nothing beats having a good meal while chilling in a quaint restaurant and listening to some music..

BUT! someone just had to rush me cus she wanted to go to haji lane and find loft..  TCHHHHH!

sooooooo! we proceeded to walk from little india to bugis which was a pretty alright distance.

when we reached bugis area, we went walking around bugis street armed with icy cold drinks and walked at the 2nd lvl to cool off cus the 1st lvl smelled sooooo crappy and there wasn't air conditioning.

we saw alot of people with particularly unique dress sense.. 

OHOH! like this girl who wore this plasticky pinic mat material shirt.

like if it rains, she could always whip it off and use it to shelter her and her badly dressed friend! freaking good idea leh!  wanyu! you better copy this down, and use it as your idea for D&T, if you get A1, you must credit me hor.

we went to haji lane, of course.  as usual, whole bunch of people over there..  i think haji lane is so over-hyped. the whole bloody teenage community goes there.

OH! and there's this retarded trend going on amongst guys, they fold their jeans up a little to reveal their ankles.

just. fucking. wear. clam. freaking. diggers. yer. dimwit.

PSHHHH.

later, we went to wisma then fareast cus finel had to get her belt. (rushing up now and hardly any details cus i wanna go to bedddddddddd..)

suprisesuprise! we met gunadi, alicia, tiffany, darren & lina at fareast! they just finished watching some movie and were going for dinner.

finel and i stopped by some diner for some fried rice and kangkong(i fucking love kangkong!) and got her belt and chitchatted our way homeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

thanks for the laughs, gossips, lameness and boy talks, biatchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

aii nii worxzxzxz!   $!s+@zZz 1314!  ^^

sometimes, i'm so mind-numbingly awesome at this ahlian talk, i think i might have been an ahlian in my past life..

imagine.. 

clad in my cheap elmo/cookie monster tee, bugis street hoodie and new future shorts with straggly, shitty red extentsions and eye makeup that suspiciously looks like i stole glitter glue from popular and with a curve ruler drew a  line across my lid, proudly strutting down bugis street.

i was a force to be reckoned with!

ohkay, am realllllllllllllllll tired cus it's 12.20 and i have to go for my jog in the morning.

ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! i would like to make it clear, it's not because KPS is in it luhxzxzxz.

he's like, GROSS.

and not forgetting alisha and natalie, though we didn't really talk much today since they left early)

*sigh* if only i knew it was that fun, i would have went for the other dance practices.

OHOH!

ohemgeexzxzxzxzx!

not forgetting YOYO GANG!

we happen to be very nearly getting popular lohxzxz.

we even have funds! ... but i really wonder what we can get with 90cents..

life's feeling awesome(:

and for some reason i really can't be bothered with my hmwk and 'o'levels stuff.

not a good thing, no?

today was an exceptionally good and fun dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

am very very happy but my butt is bloody sore cus of something vairvair dumb i did-.- *nudges alicia&gunadi*

shall write about it tmw, cus it's nearly my bedtime and i came back about an hour ago cus alicia and i stayed at gunadi's home till 8+ preparing something.

the TRUTHorDARE session during SS was particularly funxzxzxz!! (X

and currently, i think hazel is scared of me or something.. ):

I'M SO SORRY LOVEEEEEEEEE! ):

and lia's funneh funneh and ultra lame stories and jokes!!!! (:

during recess too!!~

and i'm sure tmw will be an awesome day!(:>

i just realise i always talk about how awesome and great my day is, how annoying.

but what can i say.

i have such frickin' awesome friends who make my life sosososoooooooooooooooo interesting and fun (:

i love y'all, especially..

UHHH.. lemme say this is in no particular order, so you guys won't fight with each other for my affections.

everybody should know my heart lies with my dear coconut-milk-created family, which my dear hubbywubby*inserts hearts* , tiffany and i lovingly created in the kitchen.

ughh.

i can't stand looking at pictures of myself, honestly.

that's why i abhoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee&detestttttttttttttttttttttttttt taking pictures a whole lot.

i can't wait to get plastic surgery when i'm legal(around 18, i guess.)

like i have the biggest face and nose EVURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

i can't stand looking at myself at times.

let's just hope by 18, i'll lose the baby fat around my face..

but i'll still go for rhinoplasty and alarplasty though.

my nose is gargantuan.. i feel like i take in 72749295639526452 x more oxygen and dispel 96423648364826469 x more carbon dioxide then the average person when i breathe.

speaking of that, i might actually be the reason for global warming.

sure, sure.. call me plastic/insecure/stupid for all i care..

as long as i'm contented and happy with myself than that's alright! (:>

i've told my mom about getting plastic surgery, and all she talked about was how i should save money cus there's recession and blahblahblah..

but come on! by the time i'm 18, i'm sure the recession will be over! (or the world might turn into an apocalypse.. which i say TOUCH WOOD TO! choi!me and my mouth..)

and she didn't object, so it's perfectly alright!

now all i have to do is wait.

maybe, i might change my mind though..

whatever!

and to add on to my crappy mood!

cbnbknn small lil' ants are appearing on my table..

i eat a whole shitload when i am at home..

and i'm struggling with my overallplan.

and i've yet to do my research and development.

but i shall do my best and score<10 points
HIHO BIGTOE.
HARROW!  :D
i might be back to my ol' ways..
"Killing for war is like fucking for virginity."
you never really see yourself in the present moment..because when you look into a mirror by the time the light reflects a moment has passed..so your always seeing yourself in the past
HowdyHooMaryLou.
i, cerelia kew, shall religiously attend dance lessons from now on. *beams in pride*

Yeloo.. I'm Cerelia Kew(:>
I reside in a concrete jungle and sarcasm's my second language.
My face is pretty much set in a natural frown so stop saying i look unapproachable and i'm aloof cus I'M NOT.
I like acting stupid so people won't know when i'm being serious and when i'm joking.
It's absolutely crap to believe that doing a good deed gets you something good in return.
I love my friends a gazillion tons of mac&cheese.
I love cutlery hybrids, like the spork, i think it's amazing.
I love laughing and therefore just about anything funny.
I'm chatty goofy and crazy when i'm with my friends but not to much with people i don't know well.
I absolutely lurveeeeeeeeeeeee food.

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