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Tuesday, September 30, 2008 @ Tuesday, September 30, 2008
she's a handsome woman

HeyhoMilo.

right now i'm in ahboo's house chilling and listening to music to block out the sissies screaming next door.
well, technically not screaming for everyone..
alicia is screaming and yelling at the teevee like it's gonna reply and curses one too many times.
gunadi screams at certain times and yells at teevee too.
tiffany laughs maniacally at them screaming and screams too.
try laughs maniacally at people screaming.
wanyu screams. TOO. MUCH.
Oh.. and they're watching texas chainsaw massacre 2, which i think must be wayyy thrilling and scary and gory then the one we watched the day before.
and nope, not because i've watched it but judging by the screaming, i'm sure as hell it is.

so i'm bored outta my mind and megavideo's a bitch.
i can't watch any movies and gossip girl ):
so i'm resorted to blogging and wiki-ing random things.
hmmmm.. they're all in the room and i can just about do anything 
for example..
i could dig boogers and smear them all over ahboo's nice clean keypad.
play dressup with her clothes. (doubt it can't even go pass half of my calve though.
fart on her cushion.
write creepy messages like 'i'm watching you..' in her textbook in tomato juice.
leave her a suprise in the toilet.


well, it's official.   i'm bored.
bahh.

Till Then.
Later Alligator.
Monday, September 29, 2008 @ Monday, September 29, 2008
dancing in the dark

HelooMarshmallow.

today was a good gory day!
well, extremely gory..
after school, alicia try wanyu and i went to bedok to get aston's takeout whereas gunadi and tiffany went to tiffany's house*cough* to get the saw3 dvd.
then we scurried on down to ahboo's house to watch and pig out.
we watched saw 3 and texas chainsaw massacre:the beginning .
well, it definetly wasn't my kind of film, guts, gore and whole loada blood.
i think i just watched a whole lifetime worth of gore..
with this, i plan to kickstart my vegan diet, cus looking at meat gets me a tad squimish now..
but overall, it was pretty good cus i watched it with a whole bunch of good friends (:>
it just made screaming and shouting at the teevee a whole lot funner!
i'm definetly not gonna catch anymore horror films, i'm not good with handling the aftermath of it. *shudder*


Till Then.
Later Alligator.
Saturday, September 27, 2008 @ Saturday, September 27, 2008
if i had words

yes, i know i'm back.
anyhoo, i've always wondered what in the world is 101 chuck norris facts.
so i did my research and boy.. is it hilarious.
and incredibly incredibly lame.
but i love it!!
so here it is..


the first one has to be my favourite.. it's so incredibly cheap looking but it's funny alright.
oh, and a couple of facts about chuck norris..

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of suprise.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
 
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
 

 
 

so from now on, chuck norris is my hero. *giggles*
there's a whole load so i' m gonna go read it now.
@ Saturday, September 27, 2008
keep the car running

HelloMarshmallow.

so, yesterday my sissy and me went to the watch the F1 race.
OH! lia and her dad was there too! hellohello!
overall it was pretty epic, mainly cus it was held at night.
but watching the race was alright at first but it got so so boring after that, i nearly died.
and the prices of food was ...
i wouldn't pay $8 for laksa and $10 for my nasi lemak.
oh! and the vroom of the engine is loud but orgasmic (:
so so nice to hear.
but anyhoo, i kinda enjoyed myself, i guess.
cus there were a whole shitload of hot caucasian men!
i'm definetly not spg but seriously, why are caucasian men so hot?
maybe it's the deepset eyes, sharp angular facial features, bigger build, deep reverberating voices etc etc.

ugh. i'm hungry and my blogspot is boring.
i really should consider closing it down.

Till Then.
Later Alligator.
Thursday, September 25, 2008 @ Thursday, September 25, 2008
strange magic

HelloMarshmallow.

well, i didn't create my list yet so maybe i'll start after writing this post.
oral was pretty alright.
got LJS and came home and watched 4 movies.
so basically the movies i've watched this past 2 weeks are:
Donnie Darko
Sixteen Candles
Benny and Joon
Miss Pettigrew Lives For a Day
Queen Of The Damned
Virgin Suicides
Another Cinderella Story
Enchanted

i'm normally not a big fan of romance movies but i really really love sixteen candles.
it's so so good.
maybe cus i had a crush on michael schoeffling when i saw it.
yup. definetly.
but he's like 48years old this year..
ah well.
get over it cerelia.
i'll be doing my list now, so bye.


Wednesday, September 24, 2008 @ Wednesday, September 24, 2008
golly sandra

Heyho Milo.

mymy.. it's getting rather dusty here. *blows dust away*
i'm back with a PROPER post. at last.
well.. certain things have happened, and perharps they happened all for a reason.
all i can say is, you must have been tired of putting up such a facade, you deserve utmost kudos from me.
oh, and if you are reading this, don't make assumptions that i'm saying you. well, unless you have a guilty conscience..
anyhoo, after school went with alicia gunadi tiffany and wanyu to simei to get lunch and proceeded to chill at ahboo's house.
gossiped with ahboo and tiffany on our way to simei then to ahboo's house, funfunfun..
i shan't elaborate cus i'm lazy to.
something so friggin disgusting but hilarious happened! i'm not gonna say what though..
hehe.. alicia, you disgusting person, youuuuuuuu (x


tomorrow's oral and i can't wait to get it over with cus i wanna come home early and slum at home in front of the computer and write a wants list.
i haven't done such a thing in ages, cus i always thought it was for superficial materialistic people.
but i have a wayyyy bad memory so i have to write things down.
and i'm gonna go get a job after the exams, cus it sucks staying at home doing nothing.
so, might as well earn some moolah to satisfy my needs.
ahhh, ahboo! let's go get jobs!

so i'm hoping it'll rain real heavy and be real dark, so i can cosy up on the couch drinking some earl grey and being the real me, a materialistic whore who's gonna jot down a whole list of things to get and hope that some sugar daddy will come and splurge on me.
ahhhh, now that's what i call life.

so, don't stick around(*guffaws* inside joke..) and go off and do your work, darlin'.

Till Then.
Later Alligator.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008 @ Tuesday, September 23, 2008
i'll be loving you. love, me.

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNDM4OTcxNjg=.html

how could i not possibly tear at that.
and if you'd looked past the crappy music, how could you not tear at that.
dogs are such amazing creatures.



*sigh* i miss ahboy so so much.. bestest lil' thang everrrrrr (: and lived to a ripe old doggy age of 11years..
Thursday, September 4, 2008 @ Thursday, September 04, 2008
summer hair=forever young

Heloo Marshmallow.
today's a good good day cause i got a couple of stuff and i had ma LJS breakfast which contributed to 99% of this awesome day.
AND!!
shirley has passed on a quiz, which is brilliant!
cus i enjoy doing quizzes and i have nothing to blog about so i can blog about this.
so, here goes:


1. The person who tag/pass you is?
SHIRLEY TANNNNNNN (:>

2. Your relationship with him/her?
Class mates and friends (:

3. Your five impression of him/her?
purdayy, smart, responsible, extremely nice and friendly. (sounds like very cheesy quiz answers)

4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you?
the most i remember is for the whole class, which is a WHOLE lot of things..

5.The most memorable thing he/she has said to you?
i think it wasn't long ago at the class bbq, i think she asked me "Is the stingray cooked yet?"

6. If he/she become your lover, you will?
uhh.. i'm sure as hell she ain't queer and me too.

7. If he/she became your lover, he/she has to improve on?
eh, trick question to see if i have a crush on shirley right?

8. If he/she became my enemy, you will?
well.. i AM a f&n student afterall, and i'm sure you know we f&n students are really good with our knives.. *cackles*

9. If he/she became your enemy, the reason will be?
if she ever said i wasn't wonderful enough cus i still haven't lend her Twilight. OH WAIT. that just happened. shirley tan, you. watch. out. *cackles*

10. The most desired thing you want to do for him/her is?
get her that relaxing I or U thing on teevee and replace the massagey thing with a vibrating handphone, and you know what the vibration of handphone does to brain cells.. *cackles* but i'm totally kiddin' ,of course.

11. Your overall impression of him/her is?
FRIENDLY (:>

12. How you think people around you will feel about you?
"Eh cerelia, how come you always give people that shit face ah?" that just about sums it all up. people probably think i'm really really "dao" and aloof just because i look like that. eh, never heard of something called "natural frown"? and i hardly talk cus i have nothing to say and i'm shy. yes, you heard me right. it's nice to let it all out, after always getting misunderstood..

13. The characters you love of yourself are?
i'm pretty laid back and i laugh a little TOO much.

14. On the contrary, the characters you hate yourself are?
short temper, got it from my dad.

15. The most ideal person you want to be is?
Ghandi.

16. For people who care and like you, say something to them.
firstly i would like to say, THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH(whoever you people are), thank you so much for getting to know me even if i look so sulky and shit, but i'm so,so apprecitiative for people who made the initiative to talk and get to know me cus i'm wayyyyy shy and i'm very thankful to all my friends(: saying i love you guys could never explain how much i really feel about y'all.

17. Pass this quiz to first 10 person that you can think of, how they feel about you.
1. atikah
2. finella
3. wanyu
4. brandon
5. alicia
6. tiffany
7. gunadi
8. lia
9. xinyi
10. jiazhi

18. Who is no.6 having a relationship with? tiffany
hehe.. i have no idea, but i'm guessing someone whos' name rhymes with hunadi.

19. Is no.9 a male or female? xinyi
female

20. If no. 7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing? gunadi and jiazhi
*sigh* i'm thinking why didn't i put tiffany in no.10 .dangg.

21. What is no. 2 studying about? finella
simple, boy-ology.

22. When was the last time you had a chat?
Just now, with sissy and mum.

23. What kind of music band does no.8 like? lia
uhhh, i'm not too sure.. last i heard was MCR and saosin.

24. Does no. 1 has any siblings? atikah
OHOH! 3sisters and 1pig! -..-V

25. Will you woo no.3? wanyu
no wayyy. i wouldn't want to steal her from er-hmm. which is for me to know and you to find out. *sigh* i like saying that, it's so extremely annoying.

26. How abt no.7? hunadi gunadi
no wayyy. i'm not one to steal.

27. Is no.4 Single? brandon
well.. i'd say yes, if you count inanimate objects like hair to be attachable to humans. (no pun intended)

28. What is the surname of no.5? alicia
ANG!!

29. What's the hobby of no.10? jiazhi
hmmm.. i'm not too sure. watching teevee? everybody loves that.

30. Does no. 5 and 9 get along well? alicia and xinyi
theydon't know each other.

31. Where is no.2 studying at? finella
in her own little world filled with sunshine kisses, warm hugs and nick jonas.

32. Talk something casually about no. 1. atikah
did you know she's related to thomas the train? (note* high cheekbones)

33. Where does no.9 live at? xinyi
in my heart *giggles* ahahah, seriously, near ansar gardens there, near NTUC, opp the bustop before mine. i don't know the street name, hehe..

34. What colour does no. 4 like? brandon
booger green.

35. Are no.5 and no.1 best friend? alicia and atikah
na-dah, they hardly know each other.

36. Does no.1 have any pets? atikah
yesyesyes! a pot belly pig! V-..-V

37. Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world? gunadi
ask no.6 .
Tuesday, September 2, 2008 @ Tuesday, September 02, 2008
playground love

today was mighty fine!
fast forward the part where we had remedials in the morning,of course.
so basically after school, tiko and me met up with finel and we went off to kallang leisure centre for some food and they wanted to ice skate while all i wanted to do was just curl up in a dark corner and play DJ-Max while snapping and frothing at the mouth to whoever wants or attempts to take the psp away from me..
*gargle*froth*snap*
back to story..
and all it took was a little mistake from taking the shuttle bus that went to tanjong rhu instead of the kallang mrt station and we had to walk back to the bustop across kallang leisure centre which we started from(stupid you might say, but wait for it..) and waited for bus 16.
and ohemgee ohemgee!! it stopped at some kallang squash federation,or something like that, and up came a whole troop of good looking men.
well, OHKAY!! there was this one that was like holy crappin' HOT ! he has like silky, long hair(for a guy, it was like maybe above shoulder length)
but now talking about it, i'm kinda over it cus i forgot his face.
eheheh..
and speaking of men with long hair, OHEMGEE!
they're so ruggedly sexy!
i had a thing for long hair, mysterious, cello playing men ever since watching blood plus, cus Haji was like that.. *giggles* but i'm kinda torn between haji and solomon.
OHOH! and william beckett from The Academy Is..


that's william beckett, alright.

but he's wayyy more sexy though, trust me on this.(yet again..)

Till then. Later Alligator.

Monday, September 1, 2008 @ Monday, September 01, 2008
good vibrations

I'm pickin up good vibrations
She's givin me excitations..
Hello Marshmallow.


*sigh*nothing beats waking up to The Beach Boy's 'Good Vibrations'.
it was a good day today,well first's first! i'm back to being a LOvegan which i'm glad i am(:>
i was a LOvegan for like since last sep till april, but alllllllllllllllllllllll it took was a TOO long whiff of kentucky chicken and BAM! the next thing i knew, it was in my hand..
the bone, that was.. the flesh, well.. it was in my stomach.
and i kinda thought to myself while meditating to the hummm of the washing machine(yes, i DO meditate but very very not often..) , here i am preaching all this shit about loving animals and how when i grow up i'm gonna save them all from global warming, poachers and all that shit, but here i am anticipating my dinner which has animals in it..
OHHOHO.. irony.
a tad hard to swallow when you're in the situation.
plus i accompanied my sissy to SPCA for some volunteer work.
and they gave us like some PETA mags to read and they talked about the colonel and his chickens.
here's a little snippet of it:

"One worker was caught on video admitting to slamming chickens' heads against a rail and breaking a chicken's back because he was angry that he'd been scratched by struggling birds.Other workers apparently thought that it was "fun" to hurl chickens 4 to 6 feet away at shackles that are supposed to hold the birds upside down by their legs and carry them to slaughter."
"Chickens raised for KFC are drugged to grow so quickly that they often became crippled under their own weight and have their throats cut while still conscious."

yup, this definetly made me wanna stay LOvegan for a long time.
OH. and this vicious savage bunny nearly bit my finger and NEARLY turned me into a rabied human..
all i did was try to stroke that lonely, lonely bunny's cheek and it nearly bit my finger cus i felt
it's bunny sharp teeth on me and when it turned, like tiny splat of liquid landed on my face..
maybe it was rabbit-rancid-acid that were supposed to burn me, or perharps just saliva or snot..
i told ahboo about it and she said:
wanyu: hahaha!at spca, i got bitten before, those fuckers can't tell the difference between my finger and a carrot.
cerelia: Eh wth.. they always eat carrots got damn good eyesight,its not their fault you have bamboo shoots for fingers.. (; Keke.
hehe.. good ol' bamboo-shoots-for-finger wanyu (:>
so all we did were a cut and paste here and there, went for lunch and played with the dogs.
good God.. i never knew i was living in such a warped perception that dogs were happy sweet things probably cus of the sweetest and most wonderful dog or i prefer to call my family member, BoyBoy.
i tried to put his pictures but bloody blogger made it screwed as in when i typed after it and space-bared it left a big blank before the next sentence.. UGH.
well, there was this really hostile one who would growl with a vibrato so low it made the world rumble.. even standing near his cage was scary.
and yes, boyboy would growl when my grammie wanted to hit him whenever he peed in the wrong areas, but it was the cutest lil thang. but the annoying part was when he would get horny and try to hump you while you were sitting.. or sometimes your leg.
but i wouldn't blame him, 11 years and not one mate, poor sexually deprived boyboy);
and didja know that HDB flats don't allow cross bred dogs to live in HDB flats??
SO!! if your house to person ratio is like 99364582369429:1 , adopt a cross-bred or two,will ya?
to end my post, think of the poor poor chicken before you sink your teeth into your drumstick..
and if you continue to munch on your drumstick, i have nothing to say..
*cough*insensitivelittlebastard*cough*
Till then.
Later Alligator.