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Monday, August 4, 2008 @ Monday, August 04, 2008
sour cherry

Hello Marshmallow

exams are in a week but instead of having a major meltdown or a guilt of not doing homework, i seem to be doing spiffy alright..
hmm.. what do i remember..
OHOH!
floorball was beyond fun!

and holeymoley! during assembly, we had guests from vietnam and all of 'em came out and introduced themselves or something like that cus i wasn't listening, and out of the blue, ahboo grabbed my hand like the monster man-eater she was!
(well i'm not a man but i kinda feel i am, cus my fat accumulates in my ever exphanding tummy and i don't really like shopping. unless i need to get something urgently and i make a list of what i want and get it. SEE! i'm a man i tell you! a friggin man!)

sidetracking a little, i'm sorry.. well, back to story..
so she grabs me and proceeds to point at the stage like the excited retarded meta kid that she is (yes.. she is anything weird and mentally unstable..) so i did the whole horror turn thing where the female lead knows there's some freddy-kreuger-thingamajig righ behind her and i never knew what was awating my poor virginial eyes...


A MIGHTY BIG-ASS DICK THE SIZE OF

RUSSIA!!


yes! it must have been big in his tight white shorts 'cus we were sitting at the backer half of the hall(i don't know how to describe where we were sitting alright! but just know that it was HUGE 0.0) and hell! were we laughing our asses off when they started swaying~
and qiongyue ,you lil' hornball too! she said the other guy was kinda big too and still say we horny say his crotch big..
eheheheheh.. qiongyue ah.. *gives erxing smile*
and after that we just got bored hearing, basically a looptape of cymbals crashing and english spoken with a bad chinese accent, the way he enunciated his words was pretty funny..


as usual had our lil' taidee marathon going on while chatting about the most random stuff and bitching about people. fun fun, lovesss.......
waited for brandy and gunaa to go ice cream chef but gunaa had to go back so he gave us a lift to there cus he was probably feeling guilty (you were, weren't youuuuuuuu!!! *sticks tongue out* )
gave him a minor wet willie in the cab , and finn tried it on herself *cough*idiot*cough* and said i was nice cus it's nice and cold -.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-
seriously, i just want to give a gazillion diaos right now..
got me vanilla and caramelized biscuit ,finn had red ruby with caramelized biscuit and brandy had some smith with gummy bears.

tiko, heppi luhh.. don't have kaya ice cream, you must be happily riding your overily charged cab home and studying.. gahh.. -..-v <--- this totally looks like you!
like ohemgee! finella's totally true how her blog's all pictures while mine's all words.

anyhoo, things i learnt today in school (:>
1)vietnamese men are well endowed.

2)never buy drinks from last stall because everything tastes like water.

3)to always ensure that my hair is neat, if not people will compare it to dead foliage.

4)hengfei can NEVER stop singing. but i'm not complaining cus it's way too funny.


Till then.
Later alligator.