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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 @ Wednesday, August 27, 2008
we can be tighter than bark on a tree

just a random little update in order to resurrect my poor dead blog. linked up jolene and alicia/tiffany and gunaa.
anyone.
i repeat anyone.
call me to link you cus there's nothing much here to do on my blog.
much is going on in school and i couldn't be bothered typing out here, cus it's better in real live.
can't wait till teacher's day this friday!!!!!!!!


PAR-TAYYYY! <:D


and everyone knows how much of a party animal i am.
yup. that's me alright.. (NOT.)
and if you were wondering what has lampshade wearing got to do with being a party animal, i did some research for y'all (yes, i mean the 2 of you, Mum and Dad.) and here it is:
"Not to be confused with Lampshade Hanging(whatever that is..), this is simply a person getting drunk enough at a party to wear a lampshade for a hat."
yes, that kinda sounds like a hardcore alcoholic, but i associate having so much fun in a party and getting wild and wasted on LOADS of drinks to wear a scarlet lampshade that SOOOOO does not go with that dirty green shirt and khaki bermudas..
UGH. G-ROSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
well, i be going off right now.
Till Then.
Later Alligator.
Friday, August 22, 2008 @ Friday, August 22, 2008
when in doubt, pinkie out.

HELLooooooooo...


So! today was a fairly good day.
it got good during SS, cus it was funny.
but i can't remember..
i just remembered i had a good time laughing..
Oh.. and i hit chunkiat's specs when i turned around..
yes yes..
THAT was funny and adding on to other stuff which i can't remember which was so so fun(:>

after school, stayed back with tiko guna and brandy.
psp, gossips, racuous laughter and kick-ass WARM roti john.
'nuff said.
after guna and brandy went for band, tiko and i went to sit with try.
had an interesting talk and regular bitching about hypocritical/disgusting/shameless(yes,yes.. guna and brandy) people(ughh.), religion, cliques and just about everything random.
nothing's better than sitting around on a rainy friday afternoon with great pals and just talking about life.
love talking to you two luhh! :D

hmmm..
right now i'm watching the olympics table tennis live telecast.
it kinda makes me feel so insignificant cus here i am slumming around typing on my blog, while they're there in like the most EPIC event winning medals and sweating..
but i dunno how the china folks would feel when the olympics end. i'd feel like i'm lacking something significant cus of all the anticipation and suddenly it all ends..
feels strange.. that's why i feel rather depressed when i'm back from vacations.

but, it feels pretty awesome just kicking back and gorging on chocolate digestives.

Till Then.
Later Alligator.

might be going out tmw with them biatches.
can't wait, can't wait..
but sadly there's no sakae buffet tmw..
Wednesday, August 20, 2008 @ Wednesday, August 20, 2008
liar liar plants for hire

*sigh*
my blog tells me it's getting rather lonely and it ain't getting much flak.
*big virtual tear rolls down laptop screen*
maybe i should go start campaigning by tagging my URL on other people's blog..
hmmm..
maybe..
i'll do it some other day though.
i'm way too tired.

so..
i feel that my blog's really deserted..
it's like a desert.. *pouts*

SEE!
it even has friggin tumbleweed..
*tumbleweed continues to roll towards nothing-ness..*
bahh.
Till then.
Later Alligator.
sidetracking a little: my totodile's a lvl14 on pokemon silver!
PLUS!! i started todayyyyy..
Wahh.. beat that BI-ATCHHHHHHHH.
Saturday, August 16, 2008 @ Saturday, August 16, 2008

Wahh!!
today was so so fun!!(cept for a teensy weensy lil thing, but it's cool now.)
and i shan't elaborate cus i can't squeeze everything that happened today into a post and it'll probably sound soooooo soooooo boring.

AND!!
i wanna thank cheekia and tiffany for being so nice and waiting, encouraging and talking to me while i struggled riding my bike.
so i thank you two so so much for being so patient (:> (words can't describe,really.)
you two are definetly second on my 'Cerelia's Favorite People List' . (btw, if you're thinking who's first, it's Mr.Jesus *beams* )
yes, yes.. in order for me to go to heaven and repent for the bad things i've done, i DO have to suck up to the Big Guy up there.

'sides that, i would like to thank tiko and finel too.
yer slags helped me to solve THAT problem, which i'm very very grateful for.
and YES, you two are VERY VERY smart (:>

and obviously, chien nee, hauyan, shirley and vivian for making this all happen by planning it.
Leduhh! nothing would be as perfect as today without their ace planning (:>
so thank you VERY(eh, bold leh.that means superbly important.) much, cus i'm sure everyone had fun today.

OH!OH! and tiffany and guna too!
went home with them and thank you for letting me have the cab.
love you two!! (:>
and it was hilarious how we were getting paranoid and near the point of freaking out when we were walking alone in the carpark and thinking of weird things..

and thanks to the class too! every single one of y'all(cept a small number who didnt' come.)
made everything so fun and entertaining and laughable (:>
and i'm sorry that i can't type out every single name 'cus the smell of smoke in my hair is REALLY getting to me and i'm feeling a tad woozy..
and i'm too lazy, so i just washed my hair only once resulting in a gross smell in my hair..
ughh.

and lastly a big-ass happy birthday to ALICIA and CHENXI!! (:>
which i am not using big-ass fonts for, cus i'm lazy and wanna sleep..

Till then.
Later Alligator.

Things i've learnt today:
1)3e3's the bestest class EVER. PERIOD. and frankly i don't give a piss if we win the BV spirit award or whatever.. cus being bonded and having each other is wayyyyyy better then any amount of money. EEYUR. cheesy.. but true (:>

2)the scariest thing about taking a cab at night, has to be the cost of taking it. and being alone in the cab is also rather scary because i don't have anyone to share the burden of taking pricey overcharged cabs. bahh.
Friday, August 15, 2008 @ Friday, August 15, 2008
electric feel

Hello Marshmallow.

today was swell cus finel and i made our way to ahboo's house.
it was great fun.
we had astons takeout ,took a cab and arrived on the dot just to watch the Olympics.
table tennis was onnnnnnnn! i have to say Singapore did an awesome job,
GO SINGAPORE!!
then we went off checking out people's blogs and apparently a really hot italian guy which wasn't hot, singing SOS in an italian accent(LE-DUH.)
JUST. KILL. ME.
and mix this so called 'hot' italian man and the song SOS, we have a winning remedy for somone crush worthy for finella.
finel and me were laughing so hard to some random stuff that i ACCIDENTALLY drooled on ahboo's nice, nice parquet floor. whoops..
and ahboo was well.. ignoring us and watching madtv.
bahh..

so right now, i'm back and currently having a mad-ass karaoke session by myself singing Mulan's 'I'll make a man out of you' while awaiting smelly pee cus i ate asparagus.

i can't wait till tomorrow when we film our class video at east coast and then kelvin's house!
Wahh!!
it's gonna be mad funn..
finel may be coming tomorrow, all the better(:

Till then.
Later Alligator.
Oooh.. nature calling! smelly pee here i come..
Thursday, August 14, 2008 @ Thursday, August 14, 2008
folkin' around

YipeeAyyyeYayyyy..


i finally have me own tagboard but it's rather dead..
maybe i'll delete it.
i only created mine cus ahboo would create one if i created one and i would create one if she created one.
so here we are.. both having tagboards.
joy.. whoopee..
but i kinda like it cus it has nice circus colors and perharps a little element of the whole willy wonka theme.
they're so fascinating..
i love circuses, they're amazing..
though i haven't been to one and i don't fancy elaborate pricey ones but i like them old and rustic, very ol' skool like, y'know whadda mean?
hmmm.. i mean this kind.

and i love reading up on all the stars of the circus and i prefer to call them 'Nature's Wonders' instead of 'Sideshow Freaks" .
they're all just normal people just like you and me, who just happen to be born with some extremely-difficult-and-CERTAINLY-impossible-to-remember medical term thingy.
and thingy is in italics not because i mean anything mean but the word thingy is so.. how do i put it..
childish?.. yes, incredibly.
it was cool to use it in primary school, but now..
NUH UH HONEY. don't even put your money on it..
whatever that means.
let's divert our attention to here please.


This here is Stephan Bribowski, or better known as Lionel the Lion-Faced Man (*scoff* creative much? call me Yellowina then. my special ability is perharps being a jaundicey yellow when i'm normal and turning orange when mad..) ,born in Warsaw, Poland, Lionel was covered in one-inch layer of hair from birth.
And according to circus myth, Lionel's mother had seen his father shred to bits by lions while pregnant, and the trauma so affected her that it deformed her child.
But obviously, that's all bumbo-jumbo, cus ma main man Stephan here has Hypertrichosis whichi'm too lazy to state out, so go to wiki or whatever..
And he happens to be regarded as a gentleman, was very well educated and spoke 5 different languages.

now doesn't that sound nice?
plus he kinda reminds me of chewbacca from starwars, and who doesn't loveeeeee chewbacca?
but i do have a softspot for jar jar blinks.


now THAT'S what i call sexy.

Till then.

Later Alligator.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 @ Tuesday, August 12, 2008
the artist

Hello Marshmallow.

today i realised that my willpower is WEAK.
like gnome-pushable weak. (eh gnome, tiko!!)
leprachaun pushable weak.

midget pushable weak.

dwarf pushable weak.

fairy pushable weak.

*sigh* the teevee is just calling out to me..
and the control on my hand is wavering, like a man to a siren's call..
and to further prove my point, i've been chatting with ahboo on the phone for altogether about 80+(??) mins just talking about the olympics, blogshops, people's blogs and kebbab.(and that's nabil kebbab to you, mister.)
the olympics has been on mind constantly(and the main reason why i wanna watch teevee), talked about it before school, after school and at home.
Wahh..

i'm gonna blog some other day cus i'm gonna go study history (ughh..)
i like learning things not studying..

Till Then.
Later Alligator.

Things i've learnt today in shcool:
1)Male swimmers have fucking sexy bodies. *drools a whole swimming pool full*

2)There is a difference between normal sodas and italian sodas.
the normal soda goes *pop* and *fizzle* (*yawn* typical..) whereas their significant counterparts go *Lepop* and *Lefizzle* (Oooh.. classy..)
My Oh My.. as you can tell i have the most vast, yet incredible, italian vocabulary..
*sigh* i'm just too lefreaking awesome. i should award myself with a pizza..
Monday, August 11, 2008 @ Monday, August 11, 2008
1998

Hello Marshmallow.

today i came across a website where people share whatever goods they thrifted,
and there was this one person who got a diary of a 13 year ago girl in 1998 for 50cents and it had this amazing quote which i think is hilarious..

"Dear Diary, today was okay. I have a pimple but life goes on."


i hereby declare this to be my mantra.


Till then.
Later Alligator.
Saturday, August 9, 2008 @ Saturday, August 09, 2008
koinophilia?not!

Hello Marshmallow

i've been watching the Beijing Olympics since early morn' and i love it.
ever since watching the asian games at Doha 2 years ago, i'm hooked on watching sports events.

so i've watched volleyball, weightlifting, handball, beach volleyball and my current personal fave, artistic gymnastics which included fit, well muscled and some rather good looking men in tight leotard lookalike things and baggy pants showing incredible flexibility by flipping around on bars and the pommel horse.
but what gets me are the incredibly unflattering but hilarious pictures..
and being a teenage girl with raging hormones , even though if i constantly rant how i am antiboy, i couldn't help squealing inwardly at a couple of hot men, such as..
epke zonderland ,vlasios maras and louis smith. oh, and reinder nummerdor who's in beach volleyball and happens to be a freaking 1.94 tall.
but the 2nd who is greek*SCREAMS* is sadly 1.6(PSSH!finel's even taller then him, tragic..) and i'm nearly the same weight as he is *pouts*
OOH!OOH! the 1st one is rather short in my opinion, he's 1.73 but he looks wayyy taller on screen.. even taller then the 3rd one who is 1.84.
yes, you might ask who the hell am i to criticize their height forsomeone who is only 1.56..

well, frankly i have only 3 words..

MY BLOG, BIATCHHHH.

ugh. excuse my bad attitude. but i can't help but angst about how the photograph in their bio don't do them justice.. *grumbles*
oh, and this picture of louis smith where he looks like he smelled something bad between his legs..
*sigh* but trust me on this, he really is smokin' .
and it really sucks how the olympics coincides with ct2):
and i hate how i'll feel after the olympics end, it'll feel like something's missing in my life, cus i'll get so used to watching it.
i can't wait till tomorrow's events!!
Wahh!!
Oh, to finel, same's to your beloved sy..
i'll just leave it at that.
and frankly i've tolerated enough of being dissed on my sense of taste in guys, and it's starting to really piss me off..
just because i don't go for the norm doesn't mean i have bad taste.
well, i guess i'm the opposite of the term 'koinophilia' .

Till then.
Later Alligator.
i'm off to continue watching the National Day Parade~
and of course, being the patriot i am,



HAPPY NATIONAL DAY!
Wednesday, August 6, 2008 @ Wednesday, August 06, 2008
curses in cursive

Hello Marshmallow

it's currently 7.55pm and i'm blogging.
i just had a bigass dinner which pops cooked, (seafood pasta with broccoli and mushroom soup, MMMmmm..) and i'm as bloated as a suprised puffer fish cus before that we ate at LJS.
Gahh..
and here comes my story about me secretly a man, and how all my fats go right to my belly and my unusual shopping habit for a girl blahblahblah...
today was a good day, an exceptionally good day, indeed!
cus i like it when we all settle around like a clan meeting(yes, i'm very much into mafia and yakuza right now.. cool stuff, cool stuff..) after school and somewhere else then the bloody canteen and chat and laugh (:>
i like it a whole lot, alright..
i feel like i could die happy right there and then(LJS.yes i know worse place to die.EVER.) cus i have the 2 best things in my life with me right now, good food(LJS fries and cheese, intense!!..) and awesome company.

OHOH!
and we were talking about tiko and her soulmate.
awwww.. how sweet.. thinking about it makes me wanna melt into a yellow puddle..
and how they would open their teh cinta-rik shop, serving quality hot, frothy, teh tarik filled chock-full of love.. *giggles*
so matchy matchy, eh love?
Gwahahaha.. i shan't say more cus she's gonna smack the yellow out of meeeeeeeee...
and i ain't Cerelia if i ain't yellow, love.


Till then.
Later Alligator.


things i've learned today in school:

1)well, someone's in need of language lessons. pronounce it with me, TH-REE not TH-WEE. sweetie, we ain't THREE years old(cos 3yr olds speak like that or, wowee.. they DON'T.) or neither are we speaking old english which you aren't saying it right it's THEE. so say it with me TH-REE, yer lil bastard..

2)being 75kg certainly is not equivelant to baby fat. *nudges ahboo*

3)MSG is hawt hawt hawt. so shush about MSG being fat,cus he ain't! he's just bulky and he eats alot cus, well.. he's a growing boy! damn you people.

4)Never. i mean NEVER. laugh when people refer to you as a foreign homemaker when you're not filipino(note to chunkiat & guna, i am singaporean! i queue for ages for good food, if that's not singaporean, i don't know what is.) ,proceed to whack prejudice, stereotypical lil' slags like 'em for insulting the filipino race. and then, feel proud and walk off into the sunset.. (yes, i do know there aren't any sunsets during 2+ in the noon. simulate it, have a friend hold up a picture of a sunset and walk into it, whatever..)
Tuesday, August 5, 2008 @ Tuesday, August 05, 2008
poetically pathetic

you know what i hate most?
having a teensyweensy crush on someone you didn't expect to like. (or just about any guy, i guess i'm antiboy or something..)
Gahh..
i just hate using words like like/crush on someone, makes me cringe and think of riding off on a motorbike towards the sunset..
friggin' cliched crap like that.
i hate being associated with words like that.. ):< size="4">Till then.
Later Alligator.

things i've learned in school today:

1)some people just love to spread crap about other people and you still have some nerve to say i told this certain someone about a 'secret'(FYI love, it was on your blog. broadcasted to the gee..i don't know.. PU-FREAKING-BLIC.) when i just told like 3 people.

2)S doesn't seem to match any hairstyle besides being a skinhead.. (ahboo would know this(;> )

3)never tell anyone that you're antiboy, gives them ideas that well.. you're QUEER, which i am not! i clearly don't have a thing for fannies, having one myself is enough, thank you very much.
Monday, August 4, 2008 @ Monday, August 04, 2008
sour cherry

Hello Marshmallow

exams are in a week but instead of having a major meltdown or a guilt of not doing homework, i seem to be doing spiffy alright..
hmm.. what do i remember..
OHOH!
floorball was beyond fun!

and holeymoley! during assembly, we had guests from vietnam and all of 'em came out and introduced themselves or something like that cus i wasn't listening, and out of the blue, ahboo grabbed my hand like the monster man-eater she was!
(well i'm not a man but i kinda feel i am, cus my fat accumulates in my ever exphanding tummy and i don't really like shopping. unless i need to get something urgently and i make a list of what i want and get it. SEE! i'm a man i tell you! a friggin man!)

sidetracking a little, i'm sorry.. well, back to story..
so she grabs me and proceeds to point at the stage like the excited retarded meta kid that she is (yes.. she is anything weird and mentally unstable..) so i did the whole horror turn thing where the female lead knows there's some freddy-kreuger-thingamajig righ behind her and i never knew what was awating my poor virginial eyes...


A MIGHTY BIG-ASS DICK THE SIZE OF

RUSSIA!!


yes! it must have been big in his tight white shorts 'cus we were sitting at the backer half of the hall(i don't know how to describe where we were sitting alright! but just know that it was HUGE 0.0) and hell! were we laughing our asses off when they started swaying~
and qiongyue ,you lil' hornball too! she said the other guy was kinda big too and still say we horny say his crotch big..
eheheheheh.. qiongyue ah.. *gives erxing smile*
and after that we just got bored hearing, basically a looptape of cymbals crashing and english spoken with a bad chinese accent, the way he enunciated his words was pretty funny..


as usual had our lil' taidee marathon going on while chatting about the most random stuff and bitching about people. fun fun, lovesss.......
waited for brandy and gunaa to go ice cream chef but gunaa had to go back so he gave us a lift to there cus he was probably feeling guilty (you were, weren't youuuuuuuu!!! *sticks tongue out* )
gave him a minor wet willie in the cab , and finn tried it on herself *cough*idiot*cough* and said i was nice cus it's nice and cold -.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-
seriously, i just want to give a gazillion diaos right now..
got me vanilla and caramelized biscuit ,finn had red ruby with caramelized biscuit and brandy had some smith with gummy bears.

tiko, heppi luhh.. don't have kaya ice cream, you must be happily riding your overily charged cab home and studying.. gahh.. -..-v <--- this totally looks like you!
like ohemgee! finella's totally true how her blog's all pictures while mine's all words.

anyhoo, things i learnt today in school (:>
1)vietnamese men are well endowed.

2)never buy drinks from last stall because everything tastes like water.

3)to always ensure that my hair is neat, if not people will compare it to dead foliage.

4)hengfei can NEVER stop singing. but i'm not complaining cus it's way too funny.


Till then.
Later alligator.
Sunday, August 3, 2008 @ Sunday, August 03, 2008
alice practice

How strange..
i can't help but smell the odour of pizza emitting from my hands..
even if i just took a shower.
maybe it's my guilty conscience of my once vegan mind,
couldn't be cus i started eating meat during june..
i think i'm gonna be a pescetarian,
no more a LOvegan cus i can never give up sushi.
esp. spicy tuna & spicy salmon, they taste amazing..

i'm done talking.
now i'm gonna go sit down and read a good book :
How I Paid For College: A Tale Of Sex, Theft, Friendship and Musical Theatre - Marc Acito


Till then.
Later Alligator.