Wednesday, May 11, 2011 @ Wednesday, May 11, 2011
levels of hell
which category do you fall into?
Friday, January 22, 2010 @ Friday, January 22, 2010
HAIIII EBERYONEZ!
icanhascheezburger.com has gotta be my faaaaaaaave website E.V.E.R.
it's one of those websites that's funny and actually makes you LAUGH.
shockshockhorrorhorror eh?!
i mean sure, i've come across websites where it's like 'funny but MEH.' and absolutely nothing.
like not even a chuckle or a snortle.
but MAN!
icanhascheezburger is soooooo funny!
and i always save the ultra funny ones that make me laugh.
okok!
i'll post up some(cus i saved too many) and i hope it makes your day (:
HAHA!!
you'd understand this if you know who basement cat is.
OH SO FUNNEHSXZ.
oh, one last before i leave.
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Thursday, January 14, 2010 @ Thursday, January 14, 2010
hello my duckies!
i'm doing fine naowsxz!
just sent in my JAE application thing and watching autumn concerto.
oh!
and i would like to thank those that cheered me up(be it encouraging words, being there for me, not bragging about your results)
i don't want to list out cus i'm scared i miss out someone & piss the person off.
ok, i think i should list out since it's a small amount.
adrian; haven't seen you in awhile so i'm suprised you tagged! thankew for the encouraging words!!
atikah; my porko! thankew for talking shit with me & NO! the person who i was saying in fb is not you!
esther; for cheering me up & hehe.. we got same pts leh, fated worsxz. *blush*
gunadi; for the encouraging words & chatting with me to cheer me up. hehe, paisei for dragging you down to read scary stories with me. hehe..
junkai; junkai my jc boy! despite you being a nehneh, thanks for cheering me up & for the tshirt(so cute!)
lia; hello my sweets!!*cough*bitchface*cough* XD thankew for the words of encouragement & the beauty tip(frowning causes wrinkles)
tiffany; for being there and not talking about results & making me laugh. haven't got a chance to congratulate you on your awesome results btw. so CONGRATS! *throws confetti*
xinyi; thanks for the encouraging words hon! all the best in going to your dream course (NP business studies)
*sigh*
such nice people in my life..
HUGS!!
so for all you haters or braggy, smart arse people out there who find joy in seeing other people whose mark is lousier then yours, well i got 20.
yup.
the big 2-0.
doesn't get better then that, does it?
i'm over it and all i hope now is that some nice poly out there will accept me. *blinks fake eyelashes*
wanted to blog somemore but i just watched the preview for ep 14 for autumn's concerto & O.M.G
so esssciting that i might essssspload.
off to go watch it!
OH!
and i just had to write this down.
I FUCKING BORROWED 'DEAR JOHN' FROM BEDOK LIBRARY!!
HAHA!!
IN YOUR FACES, ALL YOU ROMANCE BOOK LOVERS!
ok, so basically i've been to bedok library for like 5 frickin' times to borrow 'dear john' but all(i think 5) of it were always 'ON LOAN' or 'IN TRANSIT'
which leads to the question, 'who the fuck would return their book to another country's library?'
hoho. can't wait to start reading that.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010 @ Tuesday, January 12, 2010
I cry not because of my results but because you're my mother and you don't fucking understand me.
Sunday, January 10, 2010 @ Sunday, January 10, 2010
set fire to the third bar
currently obsessed over this song.
sad but beautiful song though..
Thursday, January 7, 2010 @ Thursday, January 07, 2010
star warsxz
ever watched star wars and wondered 'hmmmm.. what were they like before they
became famous??'
assuming they got talent spotted being as what they are lah.
what?
fantasize cannot meh?
C3PO & R2D2
As of now:
All techno talkie and blinking lights.
Back in the days.. :
Scrap Metal
Duh, what else could they be made from?
Pixie dust & feather of a phoenix?
think what? harry potter ah?
but C3PO might have came from the "Gold City of Oz" since there's a high chance that he's related to the Tin Man.
His younger, significant counterpart, The Tin Man aka Steam Machine.why,you ask, is he younger?
DUH.
gold obviously older then silver right?!
Chewbacca
As of now:
Hmmm..
Quite the handsome chap he is today..
Back in the days.. :
OMFG!
ISN'T THAT SO MOTHERFUCKING FUNNY?! XD
i saw that in a website and spent a good 5 minutes laughing.
and that's what inspired this post.
Darth Maul
As of now:
ooooh..all menacing and shit.
complete with warpaint, red eyes(probably due to accidentally poking his eyes while putting on eyeliner. happens to me too.. i feel you brudder.. i. feel. you.) & man! what is with the cheapass ugly grillz?!
sure, you've got the cash to get a double sided lightsaber but you don't want to get something cool like this PIMP grillz..
*sigh*till the day i die, i will NEVER understand men..
AND their spending habits.
Back in the days.. :
like any other angst ridden teenager, Maul(that's Darth Maul to you, mister.) had his rellious teenage stage and decided to create a band called Slipknot.
they had their own little following and later struck it big and did a couple of records but Maul wanted more in life..
he felt compelled to do something that would make him SHINE.
and one fine day while he was out getting starbucks(starbucks doubleshot WITHOUT the cream cus real men DO NOT take cream. whipped cream are for wusses.) he got spotted by george lucas and WALAH!
HE'S A STAR NOW.
Darth Vader
As of now:
look at him..
bravado stance and all.
now THAT'S what i call a man!
Back in the days.. :
under that mask, we would never have known that the manly man himself looks like the guy who plays John Kramer(Jigsaw Killer for you young 'uns out there.)
LOOK ALIKE RIGHT?!
he look more alike in the saw movies, but being the ultimate scaredy cat, i dare not type in ' saw jigsaw' in google cus it's 11:53pm & i'm scared to look at gorey pictures..
so i typed in 'tobin bell' instead.
CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEN.
so bascially Vader(full name was INvader, but he changed it when he turned 12 since he was stopped at customs every single fucking time.) 's cousin, Maul got a part in this (then) low budget movie called Star Wars.
Vader, then, was a screen writer & he practically had NO life since all he did was stay up late at home thinking of ideas.
hence, the crazy eyebags.
his pasty white skin? blame it on the english weather.
one day, he got so stressed out, he put a black trashbin over his head so as to commit suicide.
but just then, his doorbell ringed.
turns out,it was george lucas paying him a visit to see how the script was going.
he attempted to get the trashbin out of his head but sadly it got stuck(10days' old mucus filled tissue did the trick.) so like a blind man, he felt his way around and opened the door and with a breathy "*breathes loudly*.. yes.. *breathes loudly* who is this.. *breathes loudly*"
why was he breathing in so deeply?
simple. 10 days' old tuna sandwich.
and there and then he got selected to play Darth Vader.
Yoda
As of now:
uhhh..
i have no comment.
EXCEPT HE'S WRINKLY!
Back in the days.. :
He could have quite possibly been a raisin.
a green one at that!!
sadly at that time, being a green raisin, you got discriminated.
all because of this lady..
damn you sunmaid.damn. you.
cus at that time all everyone wanted was regular prune colored raisins.
fuck..
prune colored raisins.. did that make sense?
ick. so mainstream.
so everyone loved the PCR(prune colored raisins) instead of the GCR cus apparently, 'they look like boogers..'
unhappy with becoming shrivelly with every passing day, he prayed to the raisin God,The Grape(filled with the sweet nectar of life & with pure transparent flesh free from sins)
and he got a wish.
so he wished he could star in a future blockbuster movie that would eventually make insane amount of money & if he could 'have a nice white tuft of hair, pretty please! with a cherry(cherries were considered the 'marilyn monroe of fruits') on top!)
so there you go my dears..
my interpretation off how the star wars stars got big.
off to go to bed cus i'll be going to poly open house tmw!
hmmm.. should i put a tagbox?
i would love to hear what people have to say about what i write.
ok! shall go get one!
please comment, one and all!
Wednesday, January 6, 2010 @ Wednesday, January 06, 2010
fuck it.
so this past few days..
ok! who am i kidding?! it's been 1 month & 1 week that i haven't blogged since i'm reaaaally lazy and lost my 'inspiration' -.-"
well, truth is i'm bloggin in somewhere private where i can..
1) rant about really really random & boliao things people REALLY can't be bothered about.
e.g. "Dear my OTHER blog, had a sprinkle-esque diarrhoea today.. it splattered all over the surroundings of the water hole(where the shit is supposed to land). Stood above the toilet bowl, stroking my chin(still haven't wash my hands yet..) attempting to read my fecal matter.
It told me not to be a greedy arse and eat too much chilli padi.
Shitload(*snortle* so punny!!) of love, Cerelia"
2) bitch about people that really annoy me even for the slightest matter such as..
well, i'm not going to say since you're going to perceive me as petty but i'm not petty!
i merely just have an extensive range of pet peeves. HA-RUMPH!
and no one likes to hear about people bitching about other people(esp if i'm talking about you! then hoo-boy! AWKWARD..)
ok.. i don't mind hearing other people bitch about other people(not too harsh ones, of course! if not, it'll break my fragile heart..) esp if we're both offended by the same person.
3)swoon about swoon worthy guys.
*sigh*
what else can i say, when you're in like/lust/love, you can't help but ramble on about how awesome that person is(even if you barely know him..*ahem*) & R-rated dreams you had about him.. *wiggle eyebrow*
but well.. i'm a teenage girl with raging hormones therefore i am excused!
but in fear of coming across as a lovelorn fangirl-esque(bloody nuisances btw.)/horny testosterone charged girl, i do all my swooning there.
ok! so i don't post my sexual fantasies there cus i have difficulties*cough* expressing my visualizations into words.*cough*
and thanks to my dear awesome friends ;alicia, atikah, gunadi(who i haven't had a good catching up session with since he came back), tiffany; for being so understanding and patient while i yak about he-who-must-not-be-named.
haha..
did anybody actually get that last part?
PSSSSH. bet you didn't know, it was from harry potter.
bloody muggles.. *grumbles*
4)this part kinda refers to the above *points upwards*
where i spill my feelings about my friends & how they can make me feel sooooo loved & appreciated but at times(rarely, like 5%) soooo unworthy & feel like they are not reciprocating my feelings & the things i've done for them.
but friends have their ups and downs, and my downs mostly have me being all glum & snappy cus i have my period & i'm a pms-ing bitch who's more dangerous then groucho marx & ebenezer scrooge mixed together.
and i feel that if i'm always like 'oh, my friends are sooooo awesome!' 'i love my friends!' 'so glad to have blahblahblah in my life!', when i say this i really DO mean it.
but i feel that people might read this as me trying too hard to make my life seem perfect(which is PERFECTLY not PERFECT btw.) & trying to make it up in one way or another. *wiggles eyebrow*
yeah.. i'm talking about you. telling everyone how big your 'tripod' is..
but we all know your 'portobello' is a 'enoki'..
haha.. that conversation was to no one in particular.
SEE! that's why i need another space cus i tend to have imaginary scenarios with myself.
5) posting lyrics or poetry or excerpts from books that i've read.
the problem with lyrics or poetry is people tend to interpret that i'm going through or thinking exactly like the content of what i posted.
but i can't help it if i hear or read something meaningful & beautiful that i'd like to share.
honestly, most people like picture posts & i'm the exact opposite cus i can't be bothered to go to photobucket to upload, then wait for a fucking long time(DSLR mah), then think of things to write AND copy&paste gajillion pictures..
jin susah lah.
ok! am tired!
really am!
this is not an excuse to end this post and go blog in my other blog.
haha..
made myself seem suspicious by typing the above.
ah well.
off to beddy bye.
oh and having the other blog doesn't have me racking my brain trying to find a rather pretentious & cool sounding title for every blog entry.
Wednesday, May 11, 2011 @ Wednesday, May 11, 2011
levels of hell
which category do you fall into?
Friday, January 22, 2010 @ Friday, January 22, 2010
HAIIII EBERYONEZ!
icanhascheezburger.com has gotta be my faaaaaaaave website E.V.E.R.
it's one of those websites that's funny and actually makes you LAUGH.
shockshockhorrorhorror eh?!
i mean sure, i've come across websites where it's like 'funny but MEH.' and absolutely nothing.
like not even a chuckle or a snortle.
but MAN!
icanhascheezburger is soooooo funny!
and i always save the ultra funny ones that make me laugh.
okok!
i'll post up some(cus i saved too many) and i hope it makes your day (:
HAHA!!
you'd understand this if you know who basement cat is.
OH SO FUNNEHSXZ.
oh, one last before i leave.
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<:D
Thursday, January 14, 2010 @ Thursday, January 14, 2010
hello my duckies!
i'm doing fine naowsxz!
just sent in my JAE application thing and watching autumn concerto.
oh!
and i would like to thank those that cheered me up(be it encouraging words, being there for me, not bragging about your results)
i don't want to list out cus i'm scared i miss out someone & piss the person off.
ok, i think i should list out since it's a small amount.
adrian; haven't seen you in awhile so i'm suprised you tagged! thankew for the encouraging words!!
atikah; my porko! thankew for talking shit with me & NO! the person who i was saying in fb is not you!
esther; for cheering me up & hehe.. we got same pts leh, fated worsxz. *blush*
gunadi; for the encouraging words & chatting with me to cheer me up. hehe, paisei for dragging you down to read scary stories with me. hehe..
junkai; junkai my jc boy! despite you being a nehneh, thanks for cheering me up & for the tshirt(so cute!)
lia; hello my sweets!!*cough*bitchface*cough* XD thankew for the words of encouragement & the beauty tip(frowning causes wrinkles)
tiffany; for being there and not talking about results & making me laugh. haven't got a chance to congratulate you on your awesome results btw. so CONGRATS! *throws confetti*
xinyi; thanks for the encouraging words hon! all the best in going to your dream course (NP business studies)
*sigh*
such nice people in my life..
HUGS!!
so for all you haters or braggy, smart arse people out there who find joy in seeing other people whose mark is lousier then yours, well i got 20.
yup.
the big 2-0.
doesn't get better then that, does it?
i'm over it and all i hope now is that some nice poly out there will accept me. *blinks fake eyelashes*
wanted to blog somemore but i just watched the preview for ep 14 for autumn's concerto & O.M.G
so esssciting that i might essssspload.
off to go watch it!
OH!
and i just had to write this down.
I FUCKING BORROWED 'DEAR JOHN' FROM BEDOK LIBRARY!!
HAHA!!
IN YOUR FACES, ALL YOU ROMANCE BOOK LOVERS!
ok, so basically i've been to bedok library for like 5 frickin' times to borrow 'dear john' but all(i think 5) of it were always 'ON LOAN' or 'IN TRANSIT'
which leads to the question, 'who the fuck would return their book to another country's library?'
hoho. can't wait to start reading that.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010 @ Tuesday, January 12, 2010
I cry not because of my results but because you're my mother and you don't fucking understand me.
Sunday, January 10, 2010 @ Sunday, January 10, 2010
set fire to the third bar
currently obsessed over this song.
sad but beautiful song though..
Thursday, January 7, 2010 @ Thursday, January 07, 2010
star warsxz
ever watched star wars and wondered 'hmmmm.. what were they like before they
became famous??'
assuming they got talent spotted being as what they are lah.
what?
fantasize cannot meh?
C3PO & R2D2
As of now:
All techno talkie and blinking lights.
Back in the days.. :
Scrap Metal
Duh, what else could they be made from?
Pixie dust & feather of a phoenix?
think what? harry potter ah?
but C3PO might have came from the "Gold City of Oz" since there's a high chance that he's related to the Tin Man.
His younger, significant counterpart, The Tin Man aka Steam Machine. why,you ask, is he younger?
DUH.
gold obviously older then silver right?!
Chewbacca
As of now:
Hmmm..
Quite the handsome chap he is today..
Back in the days.. :
OMFG!
ISN'T THAT SO MOTHERFUCKING FUNNY?! XD
i saw that in a website and spent a good 5 minutes laughing.
and that's what inspired this post.
Darth Maul
As of now:
ooooh.. all menacing and shit.
complete with warpaint, red eyes(probably due to accidentally poking his eyes while putting on eyeliner. happens to me too.. i feel you brudder.. i. feel. you.) & man! what is with the cheapass ugly grillz?!
sure, you've got the cash to get a double sided lightsaber but you don't want to get something cool like this PIMP grillz..
*sigh* till the day i die, i will NEVER understand men..
AND their spending habits.
Back in the days.. :
like any other angst ridden teenager, Maul(that's Darth Maul to you, mister.) had his rellious teenage stage and decided to create a band called Slipknot.
they had their own little following and later struck it big and did a couple of records but Maul wanted more in life..
he felt compelled to do something that would make him SHINE.
and one fine day while he was out getting starbucks(starbucks doubleshot WITHOUT the cream cus real men DO NOT take cream. whipped cream are for wusses.) he got spotted by george lucas and WALAH!
HE'S A STAR NOW.
Darth Vader
As of now:
look at him..
bravado stance and all.
now THAT'S what i call a man!
Back in the days.. :
under that mask, we would never have known that the manly man himself looks like the guy who plays John Kramer(Jigsaw Killer for you young 'uns out there.)
LOOK ALIKE RIGHT?!
he look more alike in the saw movies, but being the ultimate scaredy cat, i dare not type in ' saw jigsaw' in google cus it's 11:53pm & i'm scared to look at gorey pictures..
so i typed in 'tobin bell' instead.
CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEN.
so bascially Vader(full name was INvader, but he changed it when he turned 12 since he was stopped at customs every single fucking time.) 's cousin, Maul got a part in this (then) low budget movie called Star Wars.
Vader, then, was a screen writer & he practically had NO life since all he did was stay up late at home thinking of ideas.
hence, the crazy eyebags.
his pasty white skin? blame it on the english weather.
one day, he got so stressed out, he put a black trashbin over his head so as to commit suicide.
but just then, his doorbell ringed.
turns out,it was george lucas paying him a visit to see how the script was going.
he attempted to get the trashbin out of his head but sadly it got stuck(10days' old mucus filled tissue did the trick.) so like a blind man, he felt his way around and opened the door and with a breathy "*breathes loudly*.. yes.. *breathes loudly* who is this.. *breathes loudly*"
why was he breathing in so deeply?
simple. 10 days' old tuna sandwich.
and there and then he got selected to play Darth Vader.
Yoda
As of now:
uhhh..
i have no comment.
EXCEPT HE'S WRINKLY!
Back in the days.. :
He could have quite possibly been a raisin.
a green one at that!!
sadly at that time, being a green raisin, you got discriminated.
all because of this lady..
damn you sunmaid. damn. you.
cus at that time all everyone wanted was regular prune colored raisins.
fuck..
prune colored raisins.. did that make sense?
ick. so mainstream.
so everyone loved the PCR(prune colored raisins) instead of the GCR cus apparently, 'they look like boogers..'
unhappy with becoming shrivelly with every passing day, he prayed to the raisin God,The Grape(filled with the sweet nectar of life & with pure transparent flesh free from sins)
and he got a wish.
so he wished he could star in a future blockbuster movie that would eventually make insane amount of money & if he could 'have a nice white tuft of hair, pretty please! with a cherry(cherries were considered the 'marilyn monroe of fruits') on top!)
so there you go my dears..
my interpretation off how the star wars stars got big.
off to go to bed cus i'll be going to poly open house tmw!
hmmm.. should i put a tagbox?
i would love to hear what people have to say about what i write.
ok! shall go get one!
please comment, one and all!
Wednesday, January 6, 2010 @ Wednesday, January 06, 2010
fuck it.
so this past few days..
ok! who am i kidding?! it's been 1 month & 1 week that i haven't blogged since i'm reaaaally lazy and lost my 'inspiration' -.-"
well, truth is i'm bloggin in somewhere private where i can..
1) rant about really really random & boliao things people REALLY can't be bothered about.
e.g. "Dear my OTHER blog, had a sprinkle-esque diarrhoea today.. it splattered all over the surroundings of the water hole(where the shit is supposed to land). Stood above the toilet bowl, stroking my chin(still haven't wash my hands yet..) attempting to read my fecal matter.
It told me not to be a greedy arse and eat too much chilli padi.
Shitload(*snortle* so punny!!) of love, Cerelia"
2) bitch about people that really annoy me even for the slightest matter such as..
well, i'm not going to say since you're going to perceive me as petty but i'm not petty!
i merely just have an extensive range of pet peeves. HA-RUMPH!
and no one likes to hear about people bitching about other people(esp if i'm talking about you! then hoo-boy! AWKWARD..)
ok.. i don't mind hearing other people bitch about other people(not too harsh ones, of course! if not, it'll break my fragile heart..) esp if we're both offended by the same person.
3)swoon about swoon worthy guys.
*sigh*
what else can i say, when you're in like/lust/love, you can't help but ramble on about how awesome that person is(even if you barely know him..*ahem*) & R-rated dreams you had about him.. *wiggle eyebrow*
but well.. i'm a teenage girl with raging hormones therefore i am excused!
but in fear of coming across as a lovelorn fangirl-esque(bloody nuisances btw.)/horny testosterone charged girl, i do all my swooning there.
ok! so i don't post my sexual fantasies there cus i have difficulties*cough* expressing my visualizations into words.*cough*
and thanks to my dear awesome friends ;alicia, atikah, gunadi(who i haven't had a good catching up session with since he came back), tiffany; for being so understanding and patient while i yak about he-who-must-not-be-named.
haha..
did anybody actually get that last part?
PSSSSH. bet you didn't know, it was from harry potter.
bloody muggles.. *grumbles*
4)this part kinda refers to the above *points upwards*
where i spill my feelings about my friends & how they can make me feel sooooo loved & appreciated but at times(rarely, like 5%) soooo unworthy & feel like they are not reciprocating my feelings & the things i've done for them.
but friends have their ups and downs, and my downs mostly have me being all glum & snappy cus i have my period & i'm a pms-ing bitch who's more dangerous then groucho marx & ebenezer scrooge mixed together.
and i feel that if i'm always like 'oh, my friends are sooooo awesome!' 'i love my friends!' 'so glad to have blahblahblah in my life!', when i say this i really DO mean it.
but i feel that people might read this as me trying too hard to make my life seem perfect(which is PERFECTLY not PERFECT btw.) & trying to make it up in one way or another. *wiggles eyebrow*
yeah.. i'm talking about you. telling everyone how big your 'tripod' is..
but we all know your 'portobello' is a 'enoki'..
haha.. that conversation was to no one in particular.
SEE! that's why i need another space cus i tend to have imaginary scenarios with myself.
5) posting lyrics or poetry or excerpts from books that i've read.
the problem with lyrics or poetry is people tend to interpret that i'm going through or thinking exactly like the content of what i posted.
but i can't help it if i hear or read something meaningful & beautiful that i'd like to share.
honestly, most people like picture posts & i'm the exact opposite cus i can't be bothered to go to photobucket to upload, then wait for a fucking long time(DSLR mah), then think of things to write AND copy&paste gajillion pictures..
jin susah lah.
ok! am tired!
really am!
this is not an excuse to end this post and go blog in my other blog.
haha..
made myself seem suspicious by typing the above.
ah well.
off to beddy bye.
oh and having the other blog doesn't have me racking my brain trying to find a rather pretentious & cool sounding title for every blog entry.
HAHA!!
the fucking face is priceless!! *wipes tears*
SHOOOOO CUTESXZ!!
<:D
His younger, significant counterpart, The Tin Man aka Steam Machine.
ooooh..
*sigh*
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damn you sunmaid.
